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Nasty Merch

Our merch is available through our store on Red Bubble. Everything is printed on demand and shipped worldwide. We've tried a few partners for this and we're really happy with the value and quality of the stuff from there. This is a selection of some of our favourites.


There are a number of badges available if you're looking for something fun and affordable. Our current favourite is this fella, Rowdy, who is the cover star for future single CHICKEN OF DESPAIR.


A basic black tee-shirt is the core of any band's merchandise so we've taken the one we first released and updated it. It is available as the lowest cost "essential" t-shirt and we have reduced our margin on it to 0% to make it as affordable as possible. It's still a Gildan cotton tee, and pretty timeless. As seen worn by Phil from The Qwarks in a couple of their videos, which makes it next level cooler.


This is the one that we all immediately bought! The design is by @Addermyre (please do check out her shop on Redbubble too, it's pretty cool!). Available in various styles from essential to fancy.


You may want other stuff. We tend to focus on t-shirts but there are stickers and other Nic-Nacs there (Ted has one of our phone cases and impresses the lady in the post-office with it every time she throws him out).

This is the Culture Wars 2023 sticker. We'll be making a bit more noise about it in the summer when the album is ready, but we can endorse it as very sticky indeed.