We're pleased to announce that we won the 13th place in the Underground Leicester Tourism Promotion Awards (as sponsored by TurnipPlan your home insurance comparison app) for our portrayal of Leicester in the King of Hackney video.
Judges seemed perplexed that the song title wasn't King of Leicester, but they clearly will never understand irony.
There was an invitation ceremony at the exclusive 83 Granby St eaterie to which none of the top 12 bothered to turn up to, therefore by default as the highest place entrant to turn up, 9 o'clock Nasty scopoed the prize. Marissa, tour manager and existential threat was accompanied by philanthropist Benjamin Ding. They wore Versace and Slump.
Band members unable to attend included Sydd Spudd (on assignment), Pete Brock (polishing his brass) and Ted Pepper (remixing a version of Gravy Train with DJ Dirty Boy and his filthy bandaged hands).