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Friday 20 August 2021

Banned: For Custard


The saga of 9 o'clock Nasty bans from Only Fans continues and indeed reaches new heights of arbitrary censure. The band, determined to monetise their edgier media content, to go alongside a planned release or erotic fiction under their Ass & Futtock publishing arm, submitted a 7 minute video for paying members to enjoy for £29 only to have it ripped away before even a single paid view had taken place.


It seems that three naked men, in their own home, cannot film themselves eating from a huge bowl of bright yellow custard and put it on the internet anymore. The Piece "This Is The Real Yellow" featured a re-imagining of the ColdPlay song, with bubbles, dairy product and the sound of men baying for a better life.

If a spokesperson for OnlyFans had been contacted they probably would have made no comment.

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