We now have two kinds of merch. For clothing (hoodies, t-shirts and whatnot) the link below will take you to the tastful and high-class Spreadshirt shop. We would like to do something lower-cost but don't yet sell enough to make having a cupboard full of unsold stock worthwhile!
We now also have another shop. From that shop you can get button badges (with free doll's shoes), Greetings Cards (which are beautifully designed, not crap) (without free doll's shoes) and the soon-to-legendary Nasty Pack which includes our debut LP and other nonsense. The free doll's shoes status of the Nasty Pack depends very much on who actually packs and posts it. Ted is the generous one. We do also offer just the doll's shoes for sale somewhere else, but you have to be a superfan to find those.